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Astros 8 Twins Submitted by Neil T Thank goodness Springer is back, and Ashby is back in the booth. You can’t mess around with karma in September, and things need to be what they’ve been, whether you...
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Astros 9 A’s 10 W: Doubront, L: Fiers, S: Doolittle GameZone MLB recap I was in San Antonio for the weekend to celebrate my Dad’s 76th birthday (as some of you may know that is quite an accomplishment...
View ArticleAstros Take Bats To A Broom Fight
Use long ball to avoid sweep in Oakland. WP: Collin McHugh (16 – 7) LP: Aaron Brooks (1 – 3) submitted by Sphinx Drummond Most Excellent Gamezone BOX The Astros offense took advantage of four homeruns...
View ArticleRoad Woes Redux
Submitted by NeilT Astros 2 Anaheim 3 Of course they lost. They were on the road, and Keuchel was pitching. I was talking with my friend Buck McBraden, whose son, Kole, was in the same little league as...
View ArticleSurprise Surprise, Astros lose another one on the road
Astros 3 Rangers 5 W: Kela (whoever the hell he is), L: Harris, S: Tolleson Box Rangers are leading the season series 9-4. Unbelievable. Seriously, unbelievable. Not only did we have to suffer the...
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Astros 3 A’s 4 I’ve been thinking a lot about genealogy. You probably don’t knows this, but part of my family are recent immigrants. My mother, Styörn, only came to the states in the 60s. She was born...
View ArticleAstros Lose But Still Having a Great Year
The previous five years were horrid. WP: Gott (3 – 2) LP: Harris (5 – 5) SV: Street (40) Submitted by Sphinx Drummond It’s a team game. It’s not about individual accomplishments. On a shitty team that...
View ArticleHard Steppin’
Astros 2 Rangers lots submitted by Neil T Howdy! I guess all ya’ll have been wonderin’ how things have been since I dropped out of the Presidential race. It was a tough decision on my part, and to be...
View ArticleRocket Ships Best The Boats
Mariners unable to torpedo Astros post season hopes. WP: Tony Sipp (3 – 4) LP: Danny Farquhar (1 – 7) SV : Luke Gregerson (31) submitted by Sphinx Drummond BOX Game Zone Sometimes a baseball god needs...
View ArticleMessrs Lanceman and Laloush
Astros 21 Diamondbacks 5 submitted by Neil T Handsomely rugged Texas Ranger Captain Berk Lanceman sat in the well-appointed office of the Astros’ Director of Public Relations, Miss Lola Laloush, deep...
View ArticleAstros Scuttle Mariners
Astros outlast the Mariners to sweep the series WP: Giles (1-3) LP: Diaz (0-2) Save: Gregerson (14) Box Score Game Zone Facing Mariners starter and forgotten Astro Wade LeBlanc, the Astros scored three...
View ArticleAstros @ Mariners – Back in the Saddle
SERIES PREVIEW Astros @ Mariners July 15-17, 2016 Back from the break. Trying to force myself to write. It’s hard when I shot my wad with all my remotely funny ideas in the first couple months of the...
View ArticleAstros Hit Send, CC Mariners. Yep, Astros.com thought that one up.
July 15, 2016 Astros 7, Mariners 3 W – Fister (9-6) L – Paxton (2-4) Box Score GameZone thread I’d like to think that most of the bad puns we come up with around here are not nearly as bad as the title...
View ArticleAstros @ Athletics – Let’s Get Some Come-from-Ahead Wins This Time
SERIES PREVIEW Astros @ Athletics July 18-20, 2016 After taking the weekend series in Seattle, the Astros get six games against the AL West’s bottomfeeders before a 13-game stretch of games against...
View ArticleThanks a lot, Jake
July 19, 2016 A’s 4, Astros 3 (10 innings) W: Rzepczynski (1-0) L: Neshek (2-2) Box score Game Zone Win Probability – boy, that escalated quickly Well, things started out well. Valbuena got himself...
View ArticleWinsday!
Doug Fister and Chris Devenski combine to shutout the A’s 7-0 WP: Fister (10-6) LP: Mendgen (1-5) Box Score Game Zone Jake Marisnick and the Astros pounded the Daniel Mendgen and the A’s Wednesday to...
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Angels @ Astros – The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For
SERIES PREVIEW Angels @ Astros July 22-24, 2016 The Astros made a highly anticipated roster move on Thursday night, sending AJ Reed down to AAA and calling up… …Preston Tucker. Friday, July 22 – 7:10pm...
View ArticleYankees @ Astros – Welcome to the Show, Mr. Bregman
SERIES PREVIEW Yankees @ Astros July 25-27, 2016 I remember Sean Bergman. You might remember Sean Bergman. I’d bet that very few outside of this site remember Sean Bergman. You probably shouldn’t...
View ArticleAstros Spit On Yankees’ Broom
McCullers and Bullpen put on a display in 4-1 victory Box Score Game Zone Everyone talks about how great of a franchise the New York Yankees are. Of course they’ve won more World Series than any other...
View ArticleAstros @ Tigers – Don’t Drink the Water
SERIES PREVIEW Astros @ Tigers July 29-31, 2016 Friday, July 29 – 6:10pm CDT Collin McHugh (7-6, 4.18) vs. Matt Boyd (1-2, 4.63) McHugh continues his nice improvement. Since his short start in...
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